babies were throwing up all over the place
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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