Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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