It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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