do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Ladies don't puke and tell
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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