The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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