Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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