: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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