quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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