Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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