I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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