actually, I'm a sock model
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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