In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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