You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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