I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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