I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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