Do you still have your period?
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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