So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Randomize
