You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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