Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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