white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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