is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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