It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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