Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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