I want to stick my p in your. b.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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