And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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