I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
why is half of my head shaved?
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