in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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