Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
