Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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