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it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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