do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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