some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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