we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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