She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?