omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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