Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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