She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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