Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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