brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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