okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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