Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
