This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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