There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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