Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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