i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
two words: eviction party
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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