he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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