I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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