She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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