i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Do vagina's smell?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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