i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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