Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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