just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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