i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
my poor anus
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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