I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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